I finally got this rather big piece of paper to certify that I’m legal in HK!

I look sorta retarded though.
So with this, I finally get to cut all the snaking queues at the airport’s customs. I can use the express queue and no longer have to analyse in 3 seconds which line I should go for after my bags got scanned.
Till I receive the proper HK ID card when I return in Feb.
I look horrendously gross (though I look even more terrifying in my passport) with my eyes not looking into the camera and my messy hair.
BUT! I have the immigration officer to blame. He kept asking me to look at the “red dot” so I did (but I was seriously short-sighted too with 650 on my left and 700 on my right too…) but I turned out to be looking elsewhere!
And he had a huge issue with my straight fringe and kept asking me to sweep it to the side. Hello! I don’t wanna look like an ah beng from 10 years ago with center-parted fringe ok!!! I swept some just to please him. I think in his daily blahs of his job, he delights in making all the expats look awful.
Ah, whatevs! Still can’t beat my terrifying passport pic!